0374 Seasonal Greetings To...

In the spirit of the season I'm working on a big-hearted, multi-faith, inter-faith, lack-of-faith religiously correct yet thinking outside the box (6 x 2) all-inclusive but not syrupy or anodyne seasonal greetings card (or will the mention of season offend non-seasonalists?) here's the draft but no doubt it'll draw comment.. feel free.. Seasonal greetings to All whom I usually ignore: Greetings to all our enemies - please don't abandon your principles, I'm not asking that, but can we draw a little nearer this year? Greetings to all pagans - we all would like to pop round for a merry drink or two and a hug but can we do it indoors? Merry mistletoe, etc. - wrap up well! Greetings to all atheists - enjoy your year all the more since there's no One to thank except possibly Intelligent Design? Greetings to all agnostics - should I hope that this year is the year you make that big decision and leap that big leap off the fence of fierce, barbed intelligence - or will life be the duller for it, for you? Greetings to all humanists - hope you feel really human all year and don't lose faith in humanity, and please spread it around especially among those who have an over-developed sense of sin...you could put the fun back in fun-damentalist.. Greetings to all bah-humbugs - who have better reason each year to condemn the commercialisation of the season - take the phone off, disconnent the intercom at the door, and have a really good time to yourself which many of us pretend to envy you... and Greetings to all those who, while not really believing in anything too much or too little either, go through the motions, wreck their bank balance for the sake of others - may you emerge from the season - nay - live the whole year - with an unexpected greater warmth of heart - for you are the salt of the frozen earth and I suppose finally Greetings to those without a heart - may you enjoy all that you wish yourself and who knows (for PJ whose idea I stole - seasonal greetings and please forgive..)