! Cat Skills

So the diminishing tribe of wild cats got together and agreed hey times is gettin' tough we need a strategy. Urgently; ideally a subject race with superior paws while we wait for evolution to do its thing. How about using easily-fooled, sentimental old Two-legs? They got great hands, sexy bastards. Right guys, we need to be smaller than wild - -the smaller, the more sentimental Two-legs gets; and catch them young, they're yours for life...; and we need just enough variety too because Two-legs like to think they're all unique and different and they can impose the image of their uniqueness on their own pussy and love us almost as much as they love themselves - for their kids, as much as life itself... just enough character, in short, to make us prized, but not enough character to get us into war, or divorce, or corporate fraud... The Egyptian wild cat proposed that being seen as sacred to temples would enhance status; but other cool cats pointed out that temples might get neglected in time; better far to be a god(dess) of the hearth than the temple. Agreed nem con. And that took care of all the smaller details like evolution, the rearing of cows, and tin-openers. Bingo! That's funny. The cat just jumped on the keyboard and scratched me.