! Life Can Be So Surreal

When he first clapped eyes on her you could have heard the clapping in the next ballroom. Then his eyes danced. They disengaged themselves gracefully as from a group of friends, cut and coiled their stalks as if some umbilical cord, and danced. They danced at eye-height, which seemed appropriate, considering; you'd have thought they'd danced together all their lives, they danced so well together. They danced the quickstep first, then the foxtrot; then a sparkling jive. At the end, they bowed to her, respectfully, yet in a way as if they knew the score, had an eye or two to the future. Then, quite simply, they returned, picked up where they had left off. No hint of what had gone on, except perhaps a whiter shade of white around their irises, and still clearly lit up from their first fill of her; for she was, we all agreed, an eyeful.