! Mariah Carey's Hideous Secret

Now promise you won’t tell anyone (though what’s the fun of having a secret if you can’t tell anyone? …) Mariah Carey was never a member of the Mickey Mouse Club when young, er, younger… to which some will say, wow, don’t you know a lot. some will say, who’s Mariah Carey? or, who the chic black rock chick cares… or, smartipantsly, well you could guess couldn’t you. or just, cool - …and go on with what they’re doing. or, didn’t know you had pub quizzes at your local. or, good for her. or dead straight like, I didn’t know it was still running, I remember I was a member of…etc. or something Village Jewish and TV-scripwriterly like and were you still dressed when she whispered that? while LA insiders say, silly girl, all the big agents say sign up for Mickey whatever your age before you audition for Disney Corp's music side or it's something deadpan and very NY so you don’t know whether it’s a joke or not, like is product placement in poetry a growing market? or give you that look that they’ve perfected for sad losers and say get a life man it’s a poetry site and you spend your time on that Minnie-quiz ha ha how long did it take you to get that one right anyway when you don’t even know the names of the other three