Ratting On The Ratings

They've been at my stats! it's taken them weeks, the stupid geeks I've gone from nine or ten back then to average four or not much more they haven't finished... so it seems... do I feel diminished? In your dreams! like a melting, sad poetic snowman? the answer's a belting, glad, oh no, man! doing all those hits must be boring, silly shits but although it's boring they've sent my 'total hits' soaring - raised to the skies my poetic cred - you'd think, by thousands I've now been read! sticks and hackers may hurt my knackers but at least these nerds can't mess with the words yet