! Ssshhh...Keep This Quiet.Ish...

I shouldn’t really be telling you this since it was told me by a brother Freemason; but hey! what’s the point of a secret if you can’t tell it to anyone, or write a best-seller about it? … it seems, this guy says, that the descendents of Jesus and Mary Mag who are now spread over all the world though no-one knows until we do their DNA (maybe that tomb will yield it? we live in exciting times) – They converted to Muslims, since that was the ultimate disguise; and also they could move around more freely in the Middle East, OK? They were the founders of the Hashishim, the secret society of assassins (it’s in Wikipedia, so it must be true) and that’s why (and this has never been explained before now…) they seldom murdered Christians (real Jesus Christians, that is) : then when Christianity dominated Europe they re-converted back to be the Templars who as you know, are still going in Scotland (where Zimmy recently moved, aha…) and you’ll have to work out the Jewish connection for yourself… and through the centuries, it’s they who’ve done all the unsolved murders.. you name them… Lincoln, Kennedy – the media didn’t report this, but they leave false clues – in that Book Repository, on the shelf but sticking out, a copy of the Bible in Sicilian, signed by Frank Sinatra and Marilyn Monroe… and yes, the Pope, but just to warn him… and that guy in Holland; and of course, Princess Diana – well, it’s obvious, innit? well that’s what this guy told me… but you know I think – I think there’s an even more secret secret society (authors’ agents, spy novelists, wannabees, that sort of person) who every now and then, carefully timed, launch a tasty, juicy new conspiracy theory on the world while they get up to something even more occult (they’re using robots now… triggered by thought-patterns, of course it's hush-hush..) chizmite, niceta torkcha… seeya lya… hurry up please it's time