Thinks - Sphinx?

Yes but has anyone tested it lately? (Or Him. Or Her?) Well, wouldn’t you get fed up? You’ve sat there, haunched, for tens of thousands of years, all your friends have long ago gone to that place you could tell tourists about if they only asked but no, they take photographs of you or pay over the odds for them, make silly rude comments about your missing nose, concoct theories about the Pyramids, eat fast food, Nile style, which goes through fast, and you’ve waited all that time for even a half-decent question which could pass on the wisdom of ages, hit the Nile on the head, restore civilisation to its true stature, questions that didn’t arise when the pyramids were being built since they reckoned they knew the answers like, how did it all begin? or have you allowed for the precession of the Poles? or where do your builders go on the days they’re not here with you?