! ! This Is A Shouting Poem

This is a SHOUTING poem. Not a gentle wildflower poem not a whispering-of-love poem A SHOUTING POEM. This is a POSTER poem. Not a subtly persuading poem. not a think-about-it poem A POSTER POEM This is a HARD OF HEARING poem. What? I said a HARD OF HEARING POEM This is a LOST SPECTACLES poem to test your sight. No no not LAST TESTICLES NO TRY THE NEXT LINE - A LOST SPECTACLES POEM This is a HAVE YOU SEEN MY? poem. I know I put it down somewhere. Are you sure you haven't seen it? Oh no, you didn't use it for THAT...? Why are you laughing it's not funny. I hadn't even finished it... This is an ACROSS THE ROOM poem. Read it while you're in bed watching TV doing the ironing reading the newspapers putting the new wallpaper up combing the cat having a bath washing the car talking to the neighbours gardening this is an ACROSS THE ROOM POEM This is a BLOWN ACROSS THE STREET POEM no need to run after it and pick it up just watch it blow maybe wonder if you missed anything