! ! Two Cows Deconstruct Derrida

These two cows were ruminating and one says, I was listening to the milkmaid’s transistor and this French philosopher was explaining that there’s no English translation of the French word ‘betise’ except ‘stupidity’ but ‘stupidity’ only refers to man where the French ‘betise’ means to behave like an animal… and the other cow says well what’s wrong with that and the first cow says well his point is, English cows can’t be stupid; only man can be stupid.. and the other cow says well that’s a relief then so does that mean that French cows can be stupid and the first cow says no because they don’t have a word for it in French so the other cow says so then is it better to be an English cow that can’t be stupid or a French cow that can’t be called stupid and the first cow says who cares, I’ve always said the French ruminate too much and then talk bullshit… and the other cow says I’m glad I’m a Jersey what about that French milkmaid I call sexyhands but the farmer sometimes calls a silly cow I wonder what Derrida would say about that