A Strange E.Mail From The Devil!

A groomsman is one of the male attendants to the groom in a wedding ceremony. The term usher is more common in the UK while the term 'groomsman' is considered somewhat lower-middle- class and used by those who have adopted the term from America.[citation needed] Usually the groom selects his closest friends and relatives to serve as groomsmen, and it is considered an honor to be selected. From his groomsmen, the groom usually chooses one to serve as best man. For a wedding with many guests, the groom may also ask other male friends and relatives to act as ushers without otherwise participating in the wedding ceremony; their sole task is ushering guests to their seats before the ceremony. Ushers may also be hired for very large weddings. In a military officer's wedding, the roles of groomsmen are replaced by swordsmen of the sword honor guard. They are usually picked as close personal friends of the groom who have served with him. Their role includes forming the traditional saber arch for the married couple and guests to walk through. [email protected] You'll be surprised Pen-pusher! How I found your e.mail address, Specially I collect bard's whereabouts As I am very fond of poetry! I read your profile and that's why I am sending this invitation. My one and only daughter marries soon And the Bridegroom's party suggest you as a Groomsman Because he knows you since in the Army. Please reply us soon your availability. -Devil de Morales I replied him in brief. Many thanks indeed for your valuable selection But I have some regrets of my old Gabardine suit Recently I wore for the Royal Wedding! I have few rich relatives here But they are not in good terms with me As I am poor? Otherwise I could have borrow one of their best suits and a Limousine! With best regards, Poor Pen-pusher! for the silent bard couple Alison & Jerry!