An Interesting Interview

I was called for an interview in a Liquor store. The Boss is short and stout And a big Cuban cigar in his mouth. He spat and started the conversation. 'This is a mop and you must handle it very carefully As it's like a delicate woman, if you grab tightly You get bad results and be careful at all.' He gave me the mop and I mopped a certain area. Then he smiled; 'What do you think of my smile? ' 'Really that resembles me Winston.Churchill.' 'Not Hitler? ' 'Perhaps if that typical mustache pasted? ' 'I hope that we can work together, you drink? ' 'Only when my pocket happy and sounds.' 'All right, I'll call you soon before the Christmas season.' My old sleigh skidded in the Snow-White dream. * To all my friends in the site.