If Giraffe Loves Zebra?

In the Zoo I relaxed a while Leaving all the burdens. 'Hey! Master please write something for me.' Giraffe begged. 'If I have a long neck like you I could have easily peep into my next door spinster's room.' 'It's about you Sir and nothing for me.' Then I wrote again. 'If Giraffe mates with Zebra How nice will be the offspring? ' 'Thank you very much Sir! From tomorrow onwards I try to catch the Zebra in the adjoining cage. He must be happy, believe me Sir Still I am a Virgin.' 'It's not a miracle being in the Zoo But really it's hard to survive If you're in the jungle.' Like a girl she smiled shyly.