Hangman Humour

The Stiff and a nude Imp They lowered the dead body into frozen soil and frost smoke arose or was a door opened into hell? A nude imp stood by the door to welcome the dead. Who giggled the imp walked so funnily on hooves. The imp saw the snigger and took offence the dead one apologized after all it had been a long day. They sat in the ante- chamber and chatted about this and that the imp asked what are you doing here I thought you were destined for the place at the pie in the sky. Can`t bear bloody harp music and virgins with damp hands. The imp went purple when blaming the Chinese for taken the last reserve of coal and hell would freeze over they had to go above ground to use the solar power. You are coming to the right place the four horsemen are riding again, the dead one said.