Heaven For Some

It's said, by those who have been there and back, that hell can at times be a boring place, pink lightening and women that endlessly try a new frocks on. Here are pools of banal sin, rivers of pornography and small time crooks trying to sell you fake religious icons, but not one evil dictator around repenting his murderous ways, or a capitalist swine now regretting cheating workers of their pension rights. Where do they go? Are they pardoned and sent to a privatized heaven where they play high stake poker with senior seraphs? I'd like to know before I rob a bank. I'm fed up with stealing children's toys.