Here We Go Again

Here we go again One of the world biggest army has attacked Gaza, the world biggest prison, how many killed? Who cares? I’m fed up of this war now, we have been ringing around trying to book a table at restaurant, everything is full in the neighbourhood. The Gaza people have brought this on themselves, agreed to a democratic election and elected Hamas, Israel wasn’t standing for that having leaders who think Israel is a crown of thorns carried by every Arab in the region; and as we know by now (we have been told it often enough) that plucky little Israel has the right to defend herself no matter what, they have had their holocaust someone else can carry the can this time. And then there is bloody Iraq, luckily not on the front news anymore, but bombs are going off all the time killing scores of people, at Christmas I ask you, as we sit down to eat we get blood and mangled bodies in dusty streets, with our turkey and two veg. why can’t Sunnis and Shiites live in peace like us. Then there is Afghanistan those crazy Taliban and opium smugglers like murdering people, so what we are doing there beats me dropping bombs on wrong targets killing children and guests at a wedding, it is their own fault, this habit of shooting bullets up in the air confusing helicopter pilots. So who care? It is Christmas give us a break and, anyway, without us, those people would be riding around in donkeys. Wife rang she has been to book a restaurant table, it is a long drive by taxi, but what’s the heck it’s only New Year once a year…get it?