Houseguests

Houseguests The two domestic lizards I thought had died in the winter are back, and I leave them alone as they live on insects and avoid my food; but why are they not breeding? Could it be they are of the same sex and may God, forbid gay? Not that I care as long as they do not make love on the kitchen table or behind the potted plant I hate but my wife Is proud of. This made me think of small isolated villages in Portugal where young men had little choice but to marry a relative, naturally there many idiots at those places. Israel which pursues a race clean stat might come regret this policy of purity, it is already showing when their soldiers shoot small children and think it is funny, a clear mark of advanced madness. So gay or not I gladly share my house with two domestic lizards.