Islamic America

Islamic America It happened in the years when vegans and anti car people were in power in North America it was decided to outlaw the automobile. Every driver had to drive off a cliff and into an asphalt pit. When they got out of there, and since everybody in USA can drive, even old women and children, the nation was tarred. It was noticed that God, Jesus, his coteries of seraphs and the second layers of angels, the cherubs were un-tarred. How can one worship the un-blotted? People turned away from Christianity. As no image of Mohamed existed it was decided he too had been tarred, but it had been kept a secret. Overnight, Americans turned into virtuous Moslems and USA became the most powerful Islamic nation in the world.