Nothing Happens Here

Nothing happens here In the next village, a man was trapped under his tractor and in another village, a man fell out of an oak tree No one asked what he was doing there but his trousers' zip was open which caused endless rumours he also had binoculars, so he was a bird watcher then only most birds have flown to Africa this time of year. Emma, the nurse, lives nearby, and she always keeps a window open when she does her aerobics in the nude My left leg hurts I have to use a crutch had a fall you see but not in our village nothing happens here.