Peoples Bible

Jesus came with a couple of his mate took my door away to fit new handle. He never came back so I went to his father, Joseph, and asked about the door. His father sighed and said, Jesus is busy preaching but I will fix your door when I can. I looked around and saw Jesus talking to people by the river and I said: Hey there Jesus, what about my door and he said, “Those who believes in me needs no door to protect their dwellings.” Since we only had a blanket to cover our door, my wife was less than pleased. Next thing I knew Jesus had been crucified and I walked up the hill where he hung and asked about my door. “Sorry old mate but as things hangs, you will have to find another carpenter. It was then I knew Jesus had a sense of humour and I took an interest in what he had said.