Sunday Forenoon Somewhere

Sunday Forenoon She is listening to the Catholic mass On TV and I'm banned from the living room She takes her religion serious And will be spared of any sarcastic remarks About how the Padres are dressed and me Wondering aloud if they believe what They say. We are going out for lunch, the sermon has Made her hungry and we will have chicken Killed in Jesus's name, fried to perfection. Me! I prefer Portuguese bacalao burgers Fried to perfection, with a salad and later drive along the promenade people watching.