Tango For Two

Tango for Two. On internet I looked up dancing in Algarve, got ballet dance and dance schools, those were out, lap dance too which is even more embarrassing, a girl on your lap jumping up and if you don’t get an erection due to your knees hurting the girl will feel offended and tell the audience that you are impotent; and it beats me why she want to humiliate the poor punter who has paid for this salacious make believe intercourse. Maybe it has to do with pride, professional honour, the woman may feel that she is a failure if she can’t get her client exited; so why do I care? I just want to go to a place and sway to the tango remember a warm night in Buenos Aires 1945 after being stuck on German u-boat for months knowing the war was lost, and get some exercise too, is that too much to ask a wintery Saturday night in Algarve.