The Fable Of Jesus

The Fable of Jesus Jesus was skeptical of his own tribe, as a trainee carpenter he was lousy couldn’t even make a simple bookshelf, they kidded him for that. Jesus took umbrage and criticized the roman clinging priests. He took to hanging out with a group of radicals of the day and since he was good with words he soon became their leader. There were a few groupies circling around his association, like Magdalena, but they were for sexual enjoyment and not taken seriously. Being admired by his flock Jesus thought he could take on the church and the roman establishment, like when he chased money lenders out of the temple. He was wrong. When they mocked him and crowded him a king, he thought the people would come to save him. Crucified, but women came to his rescue, healed his wounds and sent him to France, where he took the name of Pierre. He and his mistress, the despised tart Magdalene, had seven children and he ended his days as a much respected goldsmith.