The Psychologist

The psychologist Worried about my drinking I made an appointment To see the psychologist, he was not there, his secretary Said he was in the garden. He sat on the top of a tree imitating a hawk, looking Down at me and said: "have you never seen a hawk." "It is me, doctor, I have an assignment with you. "Sorry, he said I had forgotten but can`t come down As I`m too pissed. I got a ladder and with the help of his secretary got Him down, several coffees later he had composed Himself got hold of his block and pen and asked "So, what is your problem?