Would Be Hero

Would be hero He is fraud writes about going to the bar drinking wine and beer, he must have read Hemingway and tries to give the impression of a hard-drinking man when he only drinks water and occasionally a soft drink, talks about juice steaks when he mostly eats a bowl of soup, he is pathetic likes to think of himself as a tough guy, tells of lions and crocodiles which he has only seen on a nature program on the TV. He is deluded, sits on his training bike cycle for ten minutes convince himself he has been on the bike for an hour and tells everyone one about it, the fact is he is a solitary man who mostly sits alone dreaming of great deeds, of the type he has read other people do, perhaps the writer of the books he has read are sitting by a computer and like himself telling lies.