An Explicit Children's Curse

Ding dong, use the bitch for a gong Hell's bells, who could ever tell Hey diddle diddle, her harpy voice a fiddle Fe Fi Fo Fum, grind her into chewing gum Polly put the kettle on; we'll make of her mincemeat Polly put the kettle on, we'll boil her drooping teat Hickory dickory dock, her face would stop a clock Farmer in the dell, her ass could stop a whale Humpty Dumpty sat on her face Humpty Dumpty left in great haste Barber barber shave a pig Why’s her ego so damn big? Georgie Porgie, apple of her eye Took her money and baked the lie The butcher, the baker, and the candle-sticker maker With the rest of the world, do well to forsake her Baa Baa black sheep, stuff her mouth with wool Once a woman, but a hundred times a fool.