Bad Poetry #1

I lurve you like old guys like Depends I lurve you like teams that never win I lurve you like dysentery loves toilets I lurve you like chocolate cake likes doilies. I lurve you just like the Twelfth of Never I lurve you like politicians think they're clever I lurve you like lawyers love divorce I lurve you like germs that make me hoarse. I lurve you like TB in a tenement I lurve you like hemorrhoids love liniment I lurve you so I wrote this poem to tell you I've taken space on Ebay, just to sell you.