Be Very Afraid

Come on you ghouls and ghosties I’m waiting for you to come Halloween night and I’m all grown up- Do you think you can scare me some? Now that I’m big and fearless I never cover my eyes in bed In fact I might even scare you now- If you weren’t already dead? Anything you want to try is fine But just don’t make a mess That’s all I’m really scared of nowdays- My old joints getting stiffer I guess? Oh, is that why you make that gruesome face I thought it was just for effect Auld Lang Syne can be damned to hell- Now that we’re all become train wrecks.