Extraterrestrial Tourism

Your ticket stub is only a memento Until the alien begins to speak, through you; And their talk is pure telepathy- Because their brains all have encephaly. Large slanted eyes can see right through The things you say, the things you do, So please don't litter, and please don't steal- Or this trip could get too real. Please wear your belt on the fast spaceship, And don't worry if time begins to slip; The aliens travel through fast wormholes, And answer all questions with hyperbole. They're more advanced and much more smart Though they may seem lacking heart; It's just that logically they can follow Anything, and find that most are hollow. During the trip they'll assimilate Into their guests; don't hesitate, Just prepare to be surprised: Now there's an alien behind your eyes.