It's Magic

I'm the magic genie. I'll grant your three wishes; Just give me your checkbook, Your titles, and your firstborn Sign over your mortgage, Your cars, and your IRA. Sign on the dotted line, In triplicate, with a notary. I'll also need the safe deposit box key And a copy of your insurance, And last will and testament Made out in my name. Oh, and by the way, I'm not responsible for any wishes That go missing, that go against Applicable laws and tax codes and Results may differ from representative Cases and though you may find yourself On the highway wearing only tube socks With a 'will work for food' sign You have no recourse under statutory law But don't worry- You can always write a book.