Pour Me Another Mug Of Butter

Pour me another mug of butter Stir in a cup of grated cheese Then, mix in some lard- Make sure it's good and hard And don't forget the pop tarts, If you please For tomorrow is the day that the diet Is marked on my calendar, to start Tomorrow is the day I'll throw it all away Leaving only lettuce: it's an art Fry up some biscuits and some bacon Add lots of margarine and jam A cheesecake on the side- The poundcake- it might hide Right beside the honey Drizzled ham For tomorrow is the day that the diet Is marked on my calendar, to start Tomorrow is the day I'll throw it all away Leaving only lettuce: it's an art Stir up some muffins and some cookies Glaze well with sugar and fresh cream A hunk of cookie dough Will then complete the show This food's not as fattening As it seems For tomorrow is the day that the diet Is marked on my calendar, to start Tomorrow is the day I'll throw it all away Leaving only lettuce: it's an art Now, D-day has come around But I'm feeling kind of rough My tummy's got an ache I think it was the cake Think I'll just stop by the store For a couple cream-puffs more And get rid of that lettuce- I think it's starting to stink...