Warning From The Surgeon General

Tomorrow it is your birthday I haven't made the cake I bought no balloons It's a memorable occasion We always celebrated Wrapping presents was fun Load the car, it’s a party on wheels Quick put the balloons up While she's in the bathroom Hurry light the candles How old is she again? I hope she likes her presents Life was so rich When you were living- But it's no use having a party now At least we celebrated while we could This is what death does and it isn’t pretty So love now while there’s still time