Roller Derby Mama

Crawling upward Grab that sideboard Keep on truckin‘ You’re the Roller Derby Mama Yeh, It’s frightin’ So exitin’ You’re like lightin’ Always duckin’ You’re the Roller Derby Mama So keep movin’ You’re just groovin’ Ramblin’, rovin’ You’re the Roller Derby Mama You got your mind set on the wheel Remember never let her on the field You turn and toss just like a cat Hopin’ you don’t end up straight flat upon your back embarrassed, out Makin’ sure you hold the crowd They’ll be whistlin’ crazy and loud Got ‘em grunting like a gang of seals Such a glorious feel Don’t forget to turn around! Make sure she doesn’t come on your back Strap you up against the rack Tigress Queen You’re the epitome Of every dream I have ever dreamt Catch me now I think I’m fallin’ I know you can You are the rollin’ girl Rock me now Send me into a whirl You’re the wish I have always kept. Just like the tears I have always wept. You’re the moonlight mistress sweet who once stole in through my garden fence. You’re the little tomboy princess cute who played with me in consequence. You’re the magic woman with the wand who kept me up until the dawn. Crawling upward Grab that sideboard Keep on truckin‘ You’re the Roller Derby Mama Yeh, It’s frightin’ So exitin’ You’re like lightin’ Always duckin’ You’re the Roller Derby Mama Roller Derby Mama Keep on the get away Roller Derby Mama Always there on display Roller Derby Mama Call me up any day Roller Derby Mama You’re on the break away I’ll never catch up to you You got me stuck on you! Come on start the drama Roller Derby Mama You’ve got a contagious Karma Such a tantalizing charmer We throw some confetti at this skating Nefertiti If you don’t win it all It would be such a pity Run off into the sinful city or maybe to the jungle too without fretting at all. How do keep on the breathe of it Every day seems to be the rest of it It has gone on so long Without a finale And after tonight There’ll be more to tally. You have simply got it girl Unravelling the mystery Pulling the string To start up the trickery Oo lala It’s like a cymbal crash You’ve got all of us tightly in your lovely grasp. You’re the sexy songstress sweet who sang for me through all of life’s suspense. You’re the soulful angelic enchantress who guided me to my resilience. You’re the magic poetess writing verses for my common sense. Crawling upward Grab that sideboard Keep on truckin‘ You’re the Roller Derby Mama Yeh, It’s frightin’ So exitin’ You’re like lightin’ Always duckin’ You’re the Roller Derby Mama!