By Act Of Legislation

Once upon a time In a faraway country The people of the Province of Falsity Spoke only truth Whereas those who lived In the Province of Truth Spoke only falsity. In both provinces The people sang Their national anthem in chorus: If we are lying We are telling the truth But if we are telling the truth We are lying. Little wonder People got confused there And they remained confused For a long time Until one day the Prince Decided to interfere. So he ordered the Parliament To legislate a new law A new law that solved the problem And simply abolished the difference Between truth and falsity.