Cats & Mouse

I have enough reason to grouse For the cats in our house Can’t catch the mouse! My family is quite panic-stricken As it runs amok in our kitchen That little brat! Each thing it gnaws and nibbles Quickly hides cleverly dribbles Nowhere are the cats! It’s irksome it plays so cool As if our cats are bunch of fools The mouse is a real genius! It has made the kitchen its hearth Run and frolic in mischief’s mirth Make look our cats genuine ass! Lapping milk gorging fish The lazy cats never wish To go after the mouse! If you ask we rid it how ‘Go get one mousetrap now’ Says my spouse!