The Foolish Speaking English

To learn the Language English To a cheater went a foolish Village Indian, not very old, Not so young, but middle aged. The cheater gave him words three And charged a heavy sum, as fee. 'Yes, no, alright' he was told, To reply whatever anyone asked. There was a body dead, Midway on the road. He stood at that spot To know the matter what? A police man, who came behind, Asked him three questions to find, Who killed the dead person, Lying unclaimed by any one? 'Did you kill this person? ' 'Yes' replied the innocent man. 'Was there present any one When you killed this man? ' 'No' said the foolish man. 'Will you come to the station? ' 'Alright, ' said he, with no hesitation. And was led to the police station. When the fool was rough handled, He cried aloud and replied 'The three words I was taught I can use now, what I thought? ' 'I didn't do the killing, But was just watching And became a victim Of someone's crime.' He was let off free And ran away to see His wonderful English tutor, A first rate missing cheater.