A Fanny Pack

Is a fanny pack out or is it in Around my waist is it acceptable to wear a bin, Just to carry my wallet and all my other stuff Including my keys and food and my makeup. So, I wonder if I should wear a Fanny pack Or instead should I just carry a grocery sack, Which one should I wear around my waist Which to carry my belongings while in a haste. I wonder if a Fanny pack is still in style Will people give me a thumbs up and a smile, If my worries get much worse I guess I could a carry larger sized bag or purse. Inside of a Fanny pack I could also carry some liquor Then I bet no one would smirk or sicker, A Fanny pack is so much easier for me to wear Inside of it I could also carry supplies for my hair. My decision's and my choices are now a bit iffy And I would like to have an answer in a jiffy, And I really wish that I knew what to do I can either be called a bag lady, or a mama kangaroo. Randy L. McClave