A Happy Single Man

I'm a happy man being single At any woman I can smile at and mingle, I can talk to any woman that I want too And I do whatever that I wanna do. The only baggage that I ever carry is mine And for no one else do I have to sign, And whenever I open my suitcase Just like my life everything is in its proper place. I spend my money how I want to spend it I earn it for my own need and for my own benefit, And never am I told when to go to bed It's always my choice instead. I can do anything that I want in the spur of the moment I never need to ask for permission or a bestowment, Never do I want or do I need Because, with my own two hands myself I feed. I never have to fight someone else's fight Or to tell someone else that I was wrong and they were right, Just to make a woman feel happy and also glad While making me depressed and also sad. Never do I get involved in any harsh feelings Just because of a woman's emotional dealings, And never do I talk behind anyone's back Just because I'm with a woman who wants to criticize and attack. Being single I have not lost one worry or regret Lost not one tear or a smile and I owe no debt, And I go and do whatever that I ever need to or want Never do I brag or boast or even flaunt. When I die I know that I will die all alone And for me I hope no one will ever moan, And indeed I will end up in a better place No longer will I need to run after, or for, or chase. I'm the happiest man on this planet earth I was never alone or by myself ever since my birth, And now I do and buy whatever I want or can Because, I am a very happy single man. Randy L. McClave