Golf

When from work I finally retire Then probably from exercising I will lose all desire, I guess I will give up on juices and green tea I will probably sit and watch my sports on the T.V. I most likely will get lazy and most likely fat No longer will I be able or want to train upon a mat, Football, baseball and basketball I won't be able to play As I did in a younger day. Running or dancing about I won't be able to do If I did my body most likely would become black and blue, Speeding balls I won't be able to carry or to hit And when I get tired, I will want to sit. Now I will be older with a weakened heart To get around I will probably need a wheelchair or a cart, But, I will still enjoy sports and the fresh air While wishing that I was still young, and strong like a mare. My quick reactions they will probably be all gone And I won't want anyone seeing me in the brawn, And gone too will be the quick reflexes that I once had They'll become like me, lazy and bad. From a referee or a judge I will no longer see or hear their call From kicking or throwing or even double dribbling a ball Slovenly I will walk about and probably wheeze and cough The new sport designed for me, will be golf. Randy L. McClave