He Cheats

They said that he was an excellent golfer And that he was an excellent scholar, And that he's an excellent businessman He always has a plan. I was then asked my very thought My truth and investigation they had sought, This is what I then honestly did say That man doesn't even help others, or pray. He cheats on his income tax Which is one of his many sinful acts, He never pays what he actually owes I'm surprised he doesn't have a 4 foot nose. He cheated on his every wife Everyday of their life, Even when one wife was giving birth to their child With another woman he went wild. He cheated on the military draft Which he did with a smirk and laughed, Someone else then served in his place instead His thinking, "Better then than me dead." He cheated on all of his exams and tests In school and in all physicians and psychiatric requests, He wants others to believe he's smart and has intelligence All they learned was of his stupidity and negligence. He cheated on his business associates With cheers and jeers and with no regrets, They accused and sued him for stealing their ideal He exclaimed cheating was just the art of the deal. His life was created by his cheating And for its constant repeating, I then laughed and I did also scoff I exclaimed, "he is a cheater and he even cheats at Golf". Randy L. McClave