Highland Hoping

She wished to be a punk rocker in her song So, I know that her and I would get along, So, unto Scotland without worries I have gone While hoping to meet and dance with Sandi Thom. And when I landed upon that beautiful shore I was confused in a land that I have never been before, I walked and I hiked for about 500 miles And there I saw and I was greeted by proclaimer's smiles. Then I went out to the Elephant house to eat I was then told that I was sitting in a famous Author's seat I looked and I smiled at my waiter with a nod and an, "okay! " Then the waiter replied to me with a whisper, "No! JK". I then drank and I saw a Scottish lass in her tartan skirt With her I began to uncontrollably stutter and flirt, Then when I was feeling a lil brave and a little ornery I then became bond, and a little bit Connery. So, I then continued my journey in this beautiful land But, I got lost and confused by a screaming band, So, I looked for assistance and help in finding my truth I then visited Tennant in a policeman's Blue booth. I looked and I listened for Sandi Thom seemingly everyday But, she couldn't be found, so I sadly headed back to the USA, I went to Scotland without worries or qualm But, sadly I never did meet or dance with Sandi Thom. Randy L. McClave