His Facts

The election is rigged Unless I win, That fact I won't renege He said with a wink and grin. They should lock her in jail And they should give her time, Not allow her to post bail For her every political crime. The news is always fake Unless it's flattering for me, They always err and make a mistake To which I do agree. Everything is a hoax Unless of course I tweet it, Lies it always evokes When it's against me it is unethical and unfit. Nepotism is bad Unless it's for my family, Then it is good and makes me glad Because, they are just like me. I am very, very rich But, you can't see the taxes I've paid, Because, in the system there is a glitch And it won't show how much I've made. I am very, very intelligent But, you can't see my grades, To the finest schools I've went For many decades. I'm a businessman who is very successful But, all my businesses have failed, I have been very unsuccessful My multiple bankruptcy's have entailed. I am a true American patriot But, I dodged the draft, I wear a flag on my jacket and hat But, at our U.S P.O.W's I always laughed. My staff is the very very best Until I had to fire them one and all, They wouldn't do their commanded quest With me they wouldn't play ball. I am very, very innocent But, I take the 5th refusing to testify, Everyone knows that I'm magnificent That fact my followers won't deny. Randy McClave