I Am A Dude

I am a dude She said that she's one as well, I said that pretty rude Because you're not a male. A dude must be a man It always has been and always will, Even if you try the best you can A dude is not an Angel, but a Phil. A dude is a fellow or a chap Who gets duded up just to go out, Who is always prepared for a scrap A dude is a male. without a doubt. She said a dude is general neutral Which either sexes can be, I said a dude is not ever a poodle Then she again said, "A dude is she". I am dude because of my penis And because of my mustache and my beard, I am a dude because of my genus, A dude to all is how man has always appeared. A dude is a man I had shouted Then I began arguing and being very lewd, Then she stopped and pouted I then smiled and said, "I am a dude"! Randy L. McClave