I Am An American Viking

I am a Viking, strong, brave and fierce Offend me once, and though your heart my pen will pierce, Be weary of me, because I enjoy to fight and plunder And whenever I talk, you will hear Thor's thunder. When I am near, every man better fear for his life As I will surely take it, and I will also happily steal his wife, I am fearless and known for my adventures and my deeds My conquests and my desires are shouted out in pleads. I never travel by ship, instead I travel by car and plane Over a people or a person, someday I will surely reign, I carry only my wallet and my fists are at my side Women will run up to me, while their men just run away to hide. I enjoy to drink and fight, adventures I will always seek From a battle I will not walk away, or turn the other cheek, I am legendary, and I am told that my looks are very striking; I am an American Viking. Randy L. McClave