I Am Bill!

I like to drink and I love to smoke Which sadly though is not a joke I even like to take an occasionally pill, So I now have a really bad heart Which is to blame on my part So now, you can call me Bill. I am not at all very tall Others say that I am very small Men are mountains I am just a hill, I have no hair upon my head So my head is covered or it would be red So of course, you can call me Bill. I have myself this one daughter Whom says she has no father That statement makes me feel so very ill, It makes me feel also really sad I cheated on her mom so she is mad So of course, you can call me Bill. I ride myself a motor bike As it reminds me of my other trike I ride it to impress women and others with a thrill, I want people to think I am rough But I am coward and I am not at all tough So of course, you can call me Bill. I have myself a girlfriend She is just like me till the very end She’ll do anything for me even against her will, She has cheated and she has also lied Threw away her dignity and also her pride So of course, you can call me Bill. I don’t have a job so I never go to work Other persons call me lazy but that’s a perk As now our government pays for all of my bill, They also paid me to go to school I used the money but I am still a fool So of course, you can call me Bill. I am jealous what other men own As I have nothing living inside a broken home So from others I like to rob and also steal, It is hard to see me while I prowl at night Where I cower in the shadows away from light So of course, you can call me Bill. When my life comes to an end And I go to meet GOD with all my sin Then finally I will know what in life was real, I shamefully will walk to GOD in my platform shoes While covering my head so he wont be amused And I will say I am sorry; but of course, I am Bill. Randy L. McClave