I Will Atone

This I will atone I have already written it in stone, By everyone that I know or have known I truly enjoy being alone. I have been used and hurt one time to many Now I see every woman as a bad penny, For a forever together I don't want any Lies, cheating, stealing they have given me plenty. I need no woman at my side And I don't need another cheating bride, Happily alone I do stride I need no girlfriend either to be satisfied. I do whatever that I wanna do And I go wherever I need or want to, I need not a woman to stick with like glue And I don't constantly need to say, "I love you". I need not say, "you are right" So, that I won't have to argue or fight, Or end up sleeping on the couch at night Because, my common sense took flight. I need not ask permission So, not to cause worries or any tension, When anywhere I'd be seeking an addition So not to be ending up at the mortician. I eat whatever I want to eat Anyone that I want I can see or meet, Happily I walk down the street I am now complete. With any woman I can happily flirt As I look at them in their skirt, Or as I stare at them in their tight T-shirt No woman's feelings will I deliberately hurt. A man alone has everything For true happiness he needs not buy a ring, All he needs is an occasional fling Then his heart will truly sing. Women I truly do enjoy going out with I enjoy them better than a Granny Smith, Do I use them for my pleasure, I take the fifth Happier being married, is but a myth. I have no girlfriend or a spouse I live happily alone in my house, Never do I have to be quiet as a mouse Never my needs or wants or desires do I douse. My home is my own personal man cave Unto no woman am I a slave, I am a king in a castle and not a knave Being alone is what makes a man free and brave. Randy L. McClave