Impressing Her

To all I will own up and confess That woman I wanted and needed to impress, So, with this current stumbling economy I knew that I could accomplish it quite easily. I wouldn't have to beg, plead or rob, As I have a very high paying corporate job. On our first date I bought her a gallon of gas Step one; I did pass, She then gave me a smile and a big hug With me she said that she was truly in love. My dad always said on a first date have a celebration, So, I took her to a local gas station. For our first anniversary of dating I wanted to impress her more I wanted to show off as I had done before, I took her to Krogers where grocery prices were not lowered I paid for all her groceries, she was happy and floored. She gave me all of her love and her tender care, She truly believed, that I was a millionaire. Then came the day that I decided to propose She was the woman in my life that I had chose, So, I got down on my one bended leg I gave her a ring, but instead of a diamond, it was an egg. I had decided to win her soul and heart, So, I bought the ring setting at the local FoodMart. Randy L. McClave