In Old Town (Edinburgh)

I have walked through a glen And I swam in a loch, I have climbed to the top of a Ben And I stood on volcanic rock. I have pushed a trolley And I have smiled at bairns, I petted a collie And I also read Burns. I then spotted a coo Walking in the thistle, At me it said, "moo" It was Bonny, so I gave out a whistle. I was of course steaming While being a crabbit, I was looking for winchin From a lass whose not a hackit. I then saw and I smiled at a lassie I complimented her on her bum, Then I remembered that's not her chassis So, I blamed it all on the rum. Randy L. McClave