Last Time I Had Sex

When was the last time that I got laid I think it was the last time that I got paid, It all escalated from a simple kiss on my neck Of course, after I showed her my current paycheck. When was the last time that she was frisky and intimate Probably was when I bragged on her boobs and her butt, And the last time that she wore that fragrant scent Was after I gave her an expensive present. When was the last time that I had a home cooked dinner It was when she called me her handsome bread winner, And the last time that I remember that she wanted sex It was when and then, I complained about my ex. Randy L. McClave