Menopause

I sent out a personal S.O.S She again was having pms, I think the room was again getting too hot As I saw a boiling pot, She screamed that the room was still too cold So, she started shoveling in the snow, I woke her up after 16 hours of sleep She then began to curse me, and then to weep, More sleep she screamed that she required As she was still exhausted and very tired, I then begged a doctor for her advice She said a psychiatrist would be the correct vice, Now I don't believe in Santa Clause But, I do believe in menopause, I told the psychiatrist that didn't make any sense Because she is flashing with mood swings and always tense, Her change of life is effecting me as well Sometimes I'm in heaven, sometimes I'm in hell, Remember it's called menopause for a reason Men should pause, and keep their pride tucked in, Now I'm just waiting for her to speak in tongues Or maybe carrying around loaded guns, But, perhaps me and all others she is wanting to dupe When her head spins around, and she spits out pea soup. Randy L. McClave