Mocking Purr

I taught my dog how to fetch And then I also taught him how to catch, Then I taught him how to roll over and beg And then I taught him how to play dead. I also potty trained my dog But, occasionally in my house he'll still drop a log, And in other peoples houses he will occasionally pee He sometimes enjoys embarrassing me. On the streets or in the houses I will always clean up his mess Training him was very hard I will confess, And when he is happy or wants something he will bark Especially when I take him to the park. Now I will change the cat's litter box Then I will allow him to play with my socks, And whenever I hear the cat meow I know that it needs something drastically and now. Whenever I hear the the cat beginning to purr I know that with me it wants to confer, Maybe it wants to be held or maybe even stroked Or maybe a desire or need I have invoked. My cat will sleep or sit wherever that it wants to My dog will sleep on his bed upon my cue, Training my dog was frustrating and hard I will admit to that But, then over there seemingly mocking is the cat. Randy L. McClave